My name is Stan Lee Redbottom, the playboy sock monkey. This photo was taken by the paparazzi that follow my every move. Oh, to be a celebrity today is a burden! All I was trying to do was to take some time off with my Barbie friends. A little drink, a little sun...is it my fault the Barbies decided to undress? I thought it was a bit chilly that day, which is why I'm wearing my snazzy smoking jacket.
When I'm not cavorting with the ladies, I spend my time at the home of the elder Kande Sister, along with some of my sock buddies, like Demon Dave and Scissors. You'll meet them later. They are a couple of characters, let me tell ya! Ha ha! Ah, the stories I could tell...
So a little about me. I was born in a mini-van, somewhere in the state of Iowa. I was quite happy with my intellectual pursuits until I received the smoking jacket in the mail a few weeks later. I immediately abandoned my research into creating an affordable alternative fuel and took up martinis and cigars. And the ladies. You've read the rest in People.
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