"I can't believe you slimed me," Heidi sputtered to Bubba, as they slopped their way up the steps from the basement. Heidi is dripping green globules, and her hair is plastered to her head in a most unbecoming fashion. "That's so 'Ghostbusters.' Aliens don't slime, they..."
Bubba makes a hand gesture. Heidi paled.
"No, I most certainly would NOT have preferred to have been probed! Ghostbuster tactics are just fine," she snapped.
Bubba rubbed his bulbous head. Actually, what he asked had been would she have preferred splinters beneath her nails. This was a wonderful technique that KS, the little assassin sock, had told him about in great detail. It was just that when Bubba went down to the basement to enact his revenge on Heidi for taking the cat out of his mouth, she'd looked so pathetic spread-eagled beneath a large plaster of wallpaper that he'd taken pity on her. Hence, only the sliming.
Honestly, humans were lame. Probing was so 70's.
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Did anyone ever tell you that you are totally and completely nutz?! Oh for just 1/100th of your creative mind.....
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